Hope in a Falling Star!

clinttbarton:

i fucking love whenever people are like “how would steve rogers react to the fact that people now curse and talk about sex?”

yo

he grew up as a poor orphan in Brooklyn and joined the fucking army i think he’s got that shit covered 

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove

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“Kuzco.. Smash

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

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LKFD;KFKLS;

clarabooty:

and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

vinebox:

me at the movies

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

maxxiegalaxy:

cannibalisnn:

cannibalisnn:

If Hannibal doesn’t feel guilty eating anything u don’t have to either. 

buT DONT EAT PEOPLE THAT IS WRONG

A wise advice from tumblr user Cannibalisnn

chihirocheerio:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shitty-tsundere:

oblivious-cancer:

finnthetimelord:

cosplay more like co$play

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