We all know that feeling, vending machine
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.It’s in words
kinda pissed about not being a mermaid
"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.
He paved the way for future trolls and I fear that most of us have not lived up to the standards he set.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
Notice how when you read these out loud, they sound so stupid. Why do people not think people they send texts
Oh god and these are real convos I’ve seen around.
your wife is amazing
If Disney Princess’ had Instagram
i find it amusing how people think harry and ginny would have had a completely settled, quiet life after the war like these two idiots are literally the biggest daredevils on the planet?? do you honestly think they even know how to have a quiet existence?? they probably came shuffling in to mrs. weasley every week all scraped and bruised with a black eye and matching stupid grins because they fought off a bear that was trying to steal their picnic or some shit